What's a fun pig to do when it's raining--like, really raining--outside? A fun pig indoors is a strange beast, given to odd humor and unlikely habits. On a rainy day a fun pig might turn to office-chair hockey or aim spitballs at an overhead fan. Epic rock climbing videos and videos of horrendous mountain bike wipe-outs are fun, but soo last millennium. Time to surf the Web! As your average fun pig caroms around the house, introspection seems far away, yet the nagging question persists, "What is a fun pig?"

Surely, it's not just a pig that's fun, or cute and useless would qualify. Too useful is also out; some pig factoids we just don't need to know. No, if we are going to find the essence of fun pig we need discover a higher absurdity.

Other fun pigs have come before, leaving signs that point elsewhere, showing us how to pig out.

Ultimately, if we learn anything on the Web, it is this: Fun is where you find it, so be careful where you look.